Chowdi 

Chowdi is a word for saying good bye. Chowdi is like the word Howdi but only the opposite.

Person1: ok so bye
Person2:CHOWDI
Pwrson1: CHOWDI HEHE

Chowdi by sand eating sad boy hehe April 25, 2019

crowdience 

a combination of 'crowd' and 'audience', said mostly when completely fucked

The crowdience laughed as the drunk man fumbled with the intricacies of the English language

crowdience by don't drop the soup December 13, 2018

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

Chowder Cow by myno January 22, 2013

Crowding the plate 

When someone is in or too close to your personal space which is making you feel uncomfortable. Same as how the annoyed baseball pitcher feels when the batter is making they're job harder by taking up the area of the plate he is aiming for.

I was standing in the grocery store line, when the impatient person behind me was practically breathing down my neck to get out of there. "He/she" is "Crowding the plate".

Crowding the plate by TheNorthern October 24, 2010

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

pot crowding 

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

pot crowding by gindertopia August 25, 2012