Chouchbag 

1. A person who falls within the chouch spectre of the douchebag spectrum; just inbetween 'clown' and 'asshat'. Often a person who takes a serious interest in being a moron and is extremely inconsiderate of others while often causing themselves pain or discomfort through their own inconsiderate or unthinking action. A master of chouchbaggery.
2. A person who is a crossed between a trash-bag and couch dweller.
3. A bag in which to carry chouches.

Henry, your chouchbaggery amazes me!

Christ! Did you float an air-buscuit George? That's frickin awful! Here, let me close the door so you can be alone with it, you chouchbag!

Chouchbag by Kalais August 18, 2010

Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

ChachBag 

A person who exhibits the qualities of both a chach and a

douchebag. A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. Often wear jean shorts in public.

Chad Kroger is such a chachbag. I wouldn't piss on him to put out a fire.

ChachBag by Errk7 September 30, 2010

chonchbait 

an excessively annoying and abrasive individual with an overly inflated sense of self esteem.

The kid down the street, that lives in the attic, sure was acting like a total chonchbait tonight.

chonchbait by Brock kickass March 19, 2017

Chotchbag 

A person exhibiting chotch-like behavior and who has penchant for plaid and acid washed jeans circa 1995

"Wow, look at that chotchbag wearing a plaid shirt and acid washed jeans from 1995. Be careful, the chotchbag's woven belt may cut you."

Chotchbag by HeroChotch July 13, 2005

chochbag 

Someone who looks like Chochy on Happy Days, who is also a douchebag.

Billy thinks he's cool, but he's such a chochbag

chochbag by Andrew256 May 18, 2007

chochbag 

(Noun) one who is an ass, idiot, douche bag, etc. This name has nothing to do with a scrotum, but is just a way to describe someone who is full of themselves.

Boris: It costs so much to fill up my Lambo at the station these days.

Bosco: That's because you haven't invented an electric car yet, you chochbag.

chochbag by Casey K. April 20, 2008