(Noun) one who is an ass, idiot, douche bag, etc. This name has nothing to do with a scrotum, but is just a way to describe someone who is full of themselves.
Boris: It costs so much to fill up my Lambo at the station these days.
Bosco: That's because you haven't invented an electric car yet, you chochbag.
A person who exhibits the qualities of both a chach and a
douchebag. A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. Often wear jean shorts in public.
1. A person who falls within the chouch spectre of the douchebag spectrum; just inbetween 'clown' and 'asshat'. Often a person who takes a serious interest in being a moron and is extremely inconsiderate of others while often causing themselves pain or discomfort through their own inconsiderate or unthinking action. A master of chouchbaggery.
2. A person who is a crossed between a trash-bag and couch dweller.
3. A bag in which to carry chouches.
Henry, your chouchbaggery amazes me!
Christ! Did you float an air-buscuit George? That's frickin awful! Here, let me close the door so you can be alone with it, you chouchbag!
One who takes and never gives. Likes tight shirts, short hair, and beer. This person never buys at the bar. They are always the first to pass out. Don't plan on conversing with this person because they are always on their phone in a tech bubble.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!