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chochbag
(Noun) one who is an ass, idiot, douche bag, etc. This name has nothing to do with a scrotum, but is just a way to describe someone who is full of themselves.
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ChachBag
A person who exhibits the qualities of both a chach and a
douchebag. A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. Often wear jean shorts in public.
douchebag. A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. Often wear jean shorts in public.
choch bag
"I told her it's not the dress that makes her look fat... it's the fat that makes her look fat - and she turned around and kneed me in the Choch Bag."
choch bag by Monkeyfuck McGrew May 2, 2005
Chouchbag
1. A person who falls within the chouch spectre of the douchebag spectrum; just inbetween 'clown' and 'asshat'. Often a person who takes a serious interest in being a moron and is extremely inconsiderate of others while often causing themselves pain or discomfort through their own inconsiderate or unthinking action. A master of chouchbaggery.
2. A person who is a crossed between a trash-bag and couch dweller.
3. A bag in which to carry chouches.
2. A person who is a crossed between a trash-bag and couch dweller.
3. A bag in which to carry chouches.
Chochball
One who takes and never gives. Likes tight shirts, short hair, and beer. This person never buys at the bar. They are always the first to pass out. Don't plan on conversing with this person because they are always on their phone in a tech bubble.
Chochball by Psuedonyms January 12, 2017
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