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Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Related Words
Chotul • Chopular • Chotu • cholula • Chottle • choul • Choulders • chodular • chotle • Chutulu
When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.
A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....
Chotles by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011

Chottle down 

This is another definition for SQUAT. kinda preparation for taking a poo. it's derived from the name of a city in Iran where people frequently use this word.
- Oh brother. I gotta pee badly.
- Stop act like a kid. chottle down and get it done.
Chottle down by Alisha620 March 4, 2011

count chocula 

screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!
count chocula by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010
a term of endearment for someone you care for. meaning, "little one" or "child" or "baby"
you're the cutest thing i've known, chotu.
chotu by wordstobe September 19, 2010

Cholulag 

Medically referred to as Thisisnotrightonosis, is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body's Bacchic rhythms; it is classified as one of the Dionysus rhythm disorders. Cholulag results from rapid long-distance travel moving away from Cholula, one of the top spots for the low-law abiding.

The condition of Cholulag may last several days, and a recovery rate of one day per hour spent there is a fair guideline.
-Man you look like crap.
-And i feel like crap too.
-Let me guess, you have Cholulag
Cholulag by Depardieus August 25, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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