Chotul 

Kashmiri slur for asshole.
It can also written as cxotul, tsotul

Did Imran just asked a minor out?

What a fricking chotul

Chotul by Makaichoor November 4, 2023

Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )

Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

Count Choculitis by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009

Chotles 

When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.

A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....

Chotles by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011

Chottle down 

This is another definition for SQUAT. kinda preparation for taking a poo. it's derived from the name of a city in Iran where people frequently use this word.

- Oh brother. I gotta pee badly.
- Stop act like a kid. chottle down and get it done.

Chottle down by Alisha620 March 4, 2011

count chocula 

a more badass vampire than edward cullen.

screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!

count chocula by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010

chotu 

a term of endearment for someone you care for. meaning, "little one" or "child" or "baby"

you're the cutest thing i've known, chotu.

chotu by wordstobe September 19, 2010

Cholulag 

Medically referred to as Thisisnotrightonosis, is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body's Bacchic rhythms; it is classified as one of the Dionysus rhythm disorders. Cholulag results from rapid long-distance travel moving away from Cholula, one of the top spots for the low-law abiding.

The condition of Cholulag may last several days, and a recovery rate of one day per hour spent there is a fair guideline.

-Man you look like crap.
-And i feel like crap too.
-Let me guess, you have Cholulag

Cholulag by Depardieus August 25, 2011