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Count Choculitis

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Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
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Chotul Chopular Chotu cholula Chottle choul Choulders chodular chotle Chutulu

Chotles 

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When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.
A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....
Chotles by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011

Chottle down 

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This is another definition for SQUAT. kinda preparation for taking a poo. it's derived from the name of a city in Iran where people frequently use this word.
- Oh brother. I gotta pee badly.
- Stop act like a kid. chottle down and get it done.
Chottle down by Alisha620 March 4, 2011

count chocula 

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a more badass vampire than edward cullen.
screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!
count chocula by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010

chotu 

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a term of endearment for someone you care for. meaning, "little one" or "child" or "baby"
you're the cutest thing i've known, chotu.
chotu by wordstobe September 19, 2010

Cholulag 

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Medically referred to as Thisisnotrightonosis, is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body's Bacchic rhythms; it is classified as one of the Dionysus rhythm disorders. Cholulag results from rapid long-distance travel moving away from Cholula, one of the top spots for the low-law abiding.

The condition of Cholulag may last several days, and a recovery rate of one day per hour spent there is a fair guideline.
-Man you look like crap.
-And i feel like crap too.
-Let me guess, you have Cholulag
Cholulag by Depardieus August 25, 2011
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