Skip to main content

chanklaso 

Getting hit by flip-flops, thongs, huaraches, or sandals. A combination of the words chankletas and chingaso. (Spanish)
"Clean your room or I'll give you a chanklaso!"
chanklaso by magilladagorilla February 18, 2009

chonkles 

some damp edible chonkles that are bassicley very hard dirt and blood with sewer water and old boi bones
"all sweedish moms force little bois to feat chonkles and say the kids will grow strong and berowenanzaf if they eat their chonkles on their sweedish poppats and if the sewer pope catches a little sweedish boy with chonkles up their nose or in the hohobaf garbage they will need to drown in the sewers"- Chonkle booty book
chonkles by chonkle booty book December 23, 2017
flip flop to us white folks.
"mama took her chonkla off and put it upside my head."
chonkla by crackheadwelder May 28, 2007

Chonklah 

1.) A person or persons who continually eat vast quantitites of food throughout the course of a day or days, and complains why they dont understand why they are getting fatter.
2.) A person or persons who have had references directed towards them for visibly becoming fatter throughout the course of multiple days
3.) Also known as another name for flip-flops
1.) The chonklah's are complaining again about becoming progressivly fat
2.) Look, that chonklah just keeps eating and keeps getting fatter.
3.) The Chonklah's that I purchased today are so comfortable, I dont think I will ever wear another type of footwear again
Chonklah by Matthew Poorman June 14, 2004

chanklas 

Flip-flops, thongs, huaraches, or sandals; abbreviated form of chankletas (Spanish).
She opened the door wearing nothing but chanklas. It was nasty.
chanklas by 12zenreps August 19, 2008

chonkasaurus 

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.
chonkasaurus by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more