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Chonklah 

1.) A person or persons who continually eat vast quantitites of food throughout the course of a day or days, and complains why they dont understand why they are getting fatter.
2.) A person or persons who have had references directed towards them for visibly becoming fatter throughout the course of multiple days
3.) Also known as another name for flip-flops
1.) The chonklah's are complaining again about becoming progressivly fat
2.) Look, that chonklah just keeps eating and keeps getting fatter.
3.) The Chonklah's that I purchased today are so comfortable, I dont think I will ever wear another type of footwear again
Chonklah by Matthew Poorman June 14, 2004
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"mama took her chonkla off and put it upside my head."
chonkla by crackheadwelder May 28, 2007
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chonkaholic 

A person who is chubby in size and eats an excessive amount of food. Derived from the words chonk and alcoholic.
See that lady on the buffet line shes such a chonkaholic.
chonkaholic by STEWARTnd JERRET November 20, 2006

chunklahs 

support for your CHUNKY feet and them CHUNKY toes.
i gotta get home and slip on my CHUNKlahs. my shoes are done. i wanna see some smelly, chunky toes wigglin back at me.
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Choklahoma

1). That state of being completely embarrassed before a large audience in which the only debate is whether you were more incompetent or simply a laughingstock.
I wanted to ask out that hot blonde at the end of the bar, but I choklahomed the chance to and she left with my friend instead.
Choklahoma by TexasLidig8r January 11, 2005

Chonklas 

Definition #1: A pair of sandals,often used as a slang term by Mexicans
Definition #2: a pair of cholo shoe's that are white with black spades and skulls on the side "DC" brand most likely
EX #1:"that beaner was was wearing his cholo chonklas today"

EX #2:"my mother wears lifted chonklas "
Chonklas by konnor <@: ) May 7, 2009
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