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chomping munch 

when a man goes down on a girl against his will, also includes eating anywhere in the region of the anus and butt cheeks all the way through to the top of the vagina.
"I chomped so much munch last night, and only to get those Monster energy drinks I wanted."
"She made me chomp munch last night."
"Chomping munch is something you do against your will, and you better get the whole region!"

chompin' on the wooly

Oral sex, often associated with lesbians.
Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night.
chompin' on the wooly by chjo January 30, 2007

Chompion 

Champion Chomper - the guy in the office who eats lunch like it's a contact sport. He wants you to know how much he's liking the celery, nuts, gravel, whatever he happens to be devouring at the time.
Geezus, man, that Ford sure likes to lay into his bag of celery. He is truly a Chompion amongst men. I think Don is going to have to put earplugs in shortly. The Megaphone is killing him.
Chompion by Larry Stunky June 12, 2008

Chomping at the bit 

Becoming very excited and anxious about an upcoming event.
(I can't wait)
I'm flying to Germany in three weeks. I'm chomping at the bit!
Chomping at the bit by cKey December 9, 2008

chomping 

When one bites on or, includes themselves, to an idea or plan when they were not invited or asked to join, usually when intentionally uninvited.

Alt Def.
When a club/party/event is going to be off the chain, when anything is fucking sweet. Can also be used interchangably with jump off as chomp off
Once again Alan is chomping in on our plan, when will that kid learn he is a fucking clown.

Alt Def.
This place is CHOMPING! This is the chomp off
chomping by Unchompable April 24, 2007

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden 

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"
Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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