Cholesteron 

"Cholesteron" -noun.
Angry, fat-based entity.
Easily KO'd. Travels in swarms.

Defeat the Cholesterons for EXP, by Globin!

Cholesteron by ToonNic17 November 1, 2017

cholesterolicious 

Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.

I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.

cholesterolicious by dinothesaurus May 6, 2009

Cholesterific 

adj. food containing an excessive amount of cholesterol, usually tasting really, really, good.

foot-long chili dog w/ fried onions and cheese. chicken-fried-chicken w/ mashed potatoes and gravy etc...

Cholesterific by shaolinsurf November 6, 2004

Cholester O's 

A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.

"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"

"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."

"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."

"That's a great idea!"

Cholester O's by Loch Raven November 28, 2009

Queen Helen's Cholesterol 

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

Queen Helen's Cholesterol by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007

cholesterol 

too much of it gives you a heart attack. cheerios lowers it.

Eating cheerios lowers my cholesterol!

cholesterol by face56 October 20, 2006

Human Cholesterol 

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

Human Cholesterol by Netah March 23, 2008