Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

Chuff Monkey!

A small brown monkey that fits in your palm, found in the rainforests of Argentina

by Anonymous May 9, 2002

chuff monkey

A person who during oral sex concentrates on the gential region of the female.

I heard you are a bit of a 'chuff monkey'

by Nick Clements November 28, 2003

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

Chuff monkey

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.

Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !

by Allovesit May 25, 2023

Monkey Chuff

A Monkey's vagina stuffed with cotton balls, in an irregular fashion.

Dude, Shane is such a Monkey Chuff!

I Know! I can't believe it!

by Capt. Picard of the Enterprise July 17, 2016

Flying monkey's chuff nut

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

by pinkcity November 17, 2010