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chodemuffin 

another name for Trevor

see Chode

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Trevor the Chodemuffin
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Chodemuffin 

A Person That Has A Chode
You Are A Fat Chode-Muffin Chris

chode muffin 

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.
German made me smell his chode muffin.
chode muffin by Douchecake September 29, 2005

Chode Muffin 

A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)
Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.

Chode Muffin 

Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)
"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"
Chode Muffin by D.Shea February 24, 2005

chode muffin 

The semen that trickles down the male's chode (the area between the testes and the anus) after he ejaculates. The woman then licks the ejaculate off his chode. This is known as "chode icing" which, combined with the chode, is known as a chode muffin.
1. "Oh baby, I want to lick your chode muffin."

2. "Bitch, eat my chode muffin!"

3. "Oh Jimmy, Eat my chode muffin." "Ok Carlito, anything for you, you naughty boy!" *boing* *Carlito inserts*
chode muffin by SexyHotWordBitch April 22, 2010

Red Chode Muffin 

A bi-sexual ginger who enjoys getting plowed in the ass after getting pissed on by Transsexuals with Chlamydia
That Jonah Smith is a quite the Red Chode Muffin!
Red Chode Muffin by Chris4Life April 29, 2009
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murderhobo 

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