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Chode-Roll

A stubborn man who thinks he's the king of everything but can't even handle his own business without making a mess. This guy hasn't showered in days, so his nut sack is super-glued to his inner thigh from all the sweat. He loves things done a certain way, and gets pretty defensive and largely nostril flared if you interrupt him while he's talking, or just completely ignore everything he just said or tried teaching ya, and might light up green and transform into the hulk himself in a matter of milliseconds. (Watch out, its scarier that watching a pack of wolfs trying to tie their shoe laces while pogo sticking through the african jungles.. yeeesh.

Talk about the heebee-jeebies!). This guy also likes to call his weiner tiny in order to gain your empathy and comfort, in hopes you will ask if you can flop it around in your mouth for a bit if you want to, or if youd like to see its cool dane moves it just learned and maybe massage it a few times a day, just cuz. Another thing about this type of persons, is, they have a super crazy addiction... they will not leave their home, finish any projects, and his day isn't complete without picking hid nose with a pair of tweezers that could double as garden shears. He farts more than he breathes, and he is definitely , way smarter than all of us, people in the world combined and if ya ever meet one, you better cross your fingers and run like hell, you'll fall in love with him so fast, ya won't know what hit ya.
Careful, don't go over there yet. That Chode-Roll over there is still picking his nose with that garden sheer, careful he doesn't get lose with that thing, who knows what he's capable of.
by Niftyshiftyjiggleybooty August 5, 2024
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choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.
"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".
by Pootsiebear February 6, 2015
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During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"
by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020
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Choderoulette

Choderoulette is the nick name. Given to the new sensation, of what is called Chatroulette by a few teenagers. It started back when the website was created in the fall of 09.

The reason why it was given that name. Is that every time you go on it you see Chodes. Almost everytime you log on you get to see a fat old man jacking off.
A: Hey man you wanna go on Chatroulette?

B: No man its full of Chodes..

A: Huh?

B: Give a try!

A: OMG WtF i didint see a single pair of tits! just Chodes.

B: Yeah thats why I call it Choderoulette.
by the LURK kinG July 28, 2010
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Rollers Code

He who shall roll the doob gets the first puff of said doob.
Rollers code says that I get to have the first drag because I rolled the whacky backy.
by Retro183 June 18, 2018
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