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Chodams by Honolulu619 February 21, 2025
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Chodameter
A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
Chodameter by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009
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Chodams • chodasaurus Rex • .chrdams • chodaksh • Chodambaat • Chodameter • chodamunk • Chodamus Prime • chodastic bitch • Eric Chadams
Chodamus Prime
1.The elite chode of the chode formers, only one to defeat MegaChode.
2. The ultimate chode of all chodes.
3. bacon.
2. The ultimate chode of all chodes.
3. bacon.
" Wow that kid is the Chodamus Prime."
" I wish Chodamus Prime over there wouldn't be such a douchebag."
"Man, i would love to munch on some Chodamus Prime."
" I wish Chodamus Prime over there wouldn't be such a douchebag."
"Man, i would love to munch on some Chodamus Prime."
Chodamus Prime by Jpizzl3 January 17, 2010
chodaswipe
The act of taking sweat off of your choda, onto your finger, generally following an athletic event, and wiping it onto someones upper lip.
chodaswipe by davidnamis September 18, 2006
chodasaurus Rex
1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.
2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
chodasaurus Rex by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009
chodastic bitch
(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.
(2) Whenever the term bitch is too nice in reference to a girl, the term chodastic bitch should be used.
(3) A girl that doesn't give a flying fuck anymore and that can and will be cruel to men.
(4) A girl with a bad attitude.
(5) (vulgar) Girl who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap.
(2) Whenever the term bitch is too nice in reference to a girl, the term chodastic bitch should be used.
(3) A girl that doesn't give a flying fuck anymore and that can and will be cruel to men.
(4) A girl with a bad attitude.
(5) (vulgar) Girl who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap.
chodastic bitch by CrazyX August 30, 2008
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