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chocolated 

eating so much chocolate that you are bloated
amy: what did u do for halloween
sarah: i got chocolated and threw up
chocolated by lalaman66 November 14, 2021

chocolated up 

to darken one's skin.
"I was light skinned when I was born, but then I chocolated up"
chocolated up by jcslater February 12, 2009

Dubai Chocolated

When you are in the act of sexual intimacy and your sexual partner defecates shit onto your chest
Hey Dc have u ever been Dubai Chocolated?

All the time me and milan love to practice it together
Dubai Chocolated by Puhdooskii December 24, 2025

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.
Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...