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milk chocolate shot 

The occurrence where after a man has withdrawn his creamy penis out of a ladies bum hole with a nugget of shit on it. He then takes the nugget, gets the lady to hold it in her teeth and with his creamy penis, he then cums on the nugget of shit and the lady eats it.

Its the luck of the draw whether you get a nugget or not. If not, it is not uncommon to slap the lady and try again.
"oi lets do a milk chocolate shot"

"oh whats that?"

"i will show you"

Shot-Chocolate 

When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.
"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"

"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"
Shot-Chocolate by Redcon P February 18, 2009

shot the chocolate 

Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate.
shot the chocolate by brock0lee February 16, 2004

chocolate shotgun 

A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.
Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.
chocolate shotgun by Theofrostus December 9, 2008

chocolate shotgun splatter 

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter
chocolate shotgun splatter by jvermin December 28, 2007

Chocolate Shotgun 

After a round of rough anal, the catcher shoots the cum onto the pitcher's face via a fart.
Girl: I want to give you a Chocolate Shotgun.

Guy: No.
Chocolate Shotgun by Hotsauce33 April 3, 2009
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