Definitions by jvermin
Fogey porn
My Grandpa got dementia so we had to stick him in a nursing home. Now he's banging hotties like a fool. "Damn gramps you better slow that shit down," "STFU, sonny and just keep the camera rolling. I gots me a Fogey Porn website to keep up".
Fogey porn by jvermin June 17, 2008
chocolate shotgun splatter
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter
chocolate shotgun splatter by jvermin December 28, 2007
Chick soft
To cancel or alter your training workouts to date a hot girl. Or stop completely because of a full blown relationship. Causing the victim to loose his edge..........
Ever since Jon starting hanging with that girl from work, he got chick soft. When we got to Peru he couldn't climb that damn mountain.
Chick soft by jvermin September 26, 2007
Higherspeed
A guy who's sole purpose in life is to steal your girlfriend
You spend your life in fear waiting for this day to arrive.
You spend your life in fear waiting for this day to arrive.
Man, I thought I was a highspeed climber, but then this higherspeed climber came along and snagged her up.....
She was so out of my league.........
She was so out of my league.........
Higherspeed by jvermin September 26, 2007