My Grandpa got dementia so we had to stick him in a nursing home. Now he's banging hotties like a fool. "Damn gramps you better slow that shit down," "STFU, sonny and just keep the camera rolling. I gots me a Fogey Porn website to keep up".
by jvermin June 17, 2008
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Ever since Jon starting hanging with that girl from work, he got chick soft. When we got to Peru he couldn't climb that damn mountain.
by jvermin September 26, 2007
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by jvermin December 28, 2007
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You spend your life in fear waiting for this day to arrive.
You spend your life in fear waiting for this day to arrive.
Man, I thought I was a highspeed climber, but then this higherspeed climber came along and snagged her up.....
She was so out of my league.........
She was so out of my league.........
by jvermin September 26, 2007
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