A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.
Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!
by johnlongo September 23, 2008
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When you shit in a womans mouth and then she gives you head while rubbing the shit all over your dick, thus creating a chocolate coated cock
This girl at that party gave me a chocolate dick, my penis is still brown!
by anal fisting August 18, 2008
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Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)
by teflon gangsta August 22, 2009
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The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.
Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.
by PieKnee March 12, 2017
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normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate
joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE
by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019
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After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.
by Chipbord December 26, 2014
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chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in
omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate
by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019
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