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Chocolate Balls 

When girls are addicted to your balls like they are addicted to chocolate. They just crave that shit.
"dude your balls are like chocolate, bitches crave em." -maxx

"hahaa thanks man." -corey

''i will call you chocolate balls from now on.'' -maxx

'dude, i'll get that shit tattooed on me." -corey
Chocolate Balls by corgasm May 18, 2010
Words you can keep

Chocolate Balls 

When you anally bang a dude so hard shit squirts on your balls
"I fucked that dude at the club so hard I got chocolate balls"
Chocolate Balls by PennyBimmerMeep February 21, 2020

Salty Chocolate Balls 

It is a niggas nut sack
This Girl Had My Salty Chocolate Balls in her mouth tonight

100 chocolate balls 

What Teardrop turned into Two for episode 6 of TPOT, or the power of two, and what tree found first, but teardrop used instead.
Look! 100 Chocolate balls! *Walks away and Teardrop uses them to turn into Two*
100 chocolate balls by Dumb lesbian December 4, 2023

chocolate salty balls 

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls
chocolate salty balls by RMG October 27, 2004

chocolate salty balls 

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"
*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em

chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.
Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.
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