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The most handsome, cutest, hottest, sexiest inu prince ever!!!
"I love you so so so very much my irresistible Chocolateđź’–"
by Cupcake Princess19 December 31, 2023
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Icing the chocolate cake

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Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.
by DuffRD September 29, 2010
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An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
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Chocolate squall

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The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016
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A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.
After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.
by *samIam* January 12, 2008
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Reverse chocolate log

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The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"
by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017
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