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Choclating 

To grab ones own nut sack while simultaneously jumping and uncontrollably shitting ones own pants. Usually under the influence of a drug or alcohol.
Dude, you should of seen Jimmy, he was doing shrooms and started choclating in my basement.
Choclating by youngster3956 May 25, 2010
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Chocolating 

Specifically shopping for chocolate.
Hey girls! When you are having a chocolate craving, what do you want? CHOCOLATE! Well, go chocolating! Pack up the kids, wrangle your husband, grab a group of girlfriends, or hit the town alone and find a chocolate shop. Basically, GO CHOCOLATING!!! Sure, you will come home and eat a boat-load of chocolate. Sure, you will regret it later, but that's why chocolating means "shopping for chocolate". How often do you really go shopping? huh, what was that? Oh, only once a week?...Well, if you only do it once a week, it can't be all that bad for you. So, let loose! When you get the urge, take life by the horns and go CHOCOLATING!!!

chocolatine

The real french word for pain à chocolat
-Vous pouvez me passer deux chocolatines, s'il vous plait?
-Oui, monsieur.
chocolatine by blanchejetaime March 16, 2018

Choating 

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.
If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!
Choating by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008

Chocolating 

When you are either starting or ending your period and your lady juice looks like melted chocolate.
Oh jeez, I need to wear an extra pad today, I seem to be chocolating!

Oh we can have sex babe, but I'm still chocolating :-(

Dammit! I'm chocolating and just ruined my favorite pair of white panties!
Chocolating by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

chocolatina 

A girl or woman who is ethnically black, but whose nationality has origins in a Spanish-speaking country. She may or may not speak Spanish. She will have an ass that will butter your biscuit. Her culture will reflect both an African-American and a Spanish-speaking heritage (and often American as well).
"Look at that fine mami!! Dayum, she got ass!! I want to f**k that chocolatina babe!!

See the porn star Catallna Taylor.
chocolatina by Shadow Knight August 22, 2011

chocolating 

When a man or woman of African American descent is fucking a man or woman of the opposite race.
Oh, man those two are chocolating.
chocolating by Ron Weasley July 18, 2004
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