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Chocolating 

Specifically shopping for chocolate.
Hey girls! When you are having a chocolate craving, what do you want? CHOCOLATE! Well, go chocolating! Pack up the kids, wrangle your husband, grab a group of girlfriends, or hit the town alone and find a chocolate shop. Basically, GO CHOCOLATING!!! Sure, you will come home and eat a boat-load of chocolate. Sure, you will regret it later, but that's why chocolating means "shopping for chocolate". How often do you really go shopping? huh, what was that? Oh, only once a week?...Well, if you only do it once a week, it can't be all that bad for you. So, let loose! When you get the urge, take life by the horns and go CHOCOLATING!!!
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Chocolating 

When you are either starting or ending your period and your lady juice looks like melted chocolate.
Oh jeez, I need to wear an extra pad today, I seem to be chocolating!

Oh we can have sex babe, but I'm still chocolating :-(

Dammit! I'm chocolating and just ruined my favorite pair of white panties!
Chocolating by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

chocolating 

When a man or woman of African American descent is fucking a man or woman of the opposite race.
Oh, man those two are chocolating.
chocolating by Ron Weasley July 18, 2004

Swiss chocolating 

When you shit on someone's meal.
I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.
Swiss chocolating by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Chocolatier

•Kim Wonshiks sexual preference
•F*cking a person in the butt
"Did you hear the noises coming from Ravis room last night? He's such a chocolatier."
Chocolatier by urbandiccionaryuser August 21, 2017

Chocolatier

1. A chocolate maker.

2. One who fucks assholes. more commonly known as a "fudge-packer"
Jeremiah is quite the Chocolatier; he finds an ass to fuck every dusk and every dawn without fail.
Chocolatier by smashbroseph March 17, 2011

chocolatier

A person who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick.
John is such a chocolatier. He brought home a big fat fatty and had sex with her.
chocolatier by PMax March 15, 2008
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