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choclatini

What according to the cadburys factory near birmingham chocolate is made of. They also infest a attraction car ride on a track that makes an lsd trip look about as strange as a 4 wheeled car. They consist of spherical beans that dance and laugh.
Me: jesus man ill never need drugs again after that ride
Friend: Man that ride is some hard core stuff
choclatini by Shingademous May 27, 2004
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Chocolating 

Specifically shopping for chocolate.
Hey girls! When you are having a chocolate craving, what do you want? CHOCOLATE! Well, go chocolating! Pack up the kids, wrangle your husband, grab a group of girlfriends, or hit the town alone and find a chocolate shop. Basically, GO CHOCOLATING!!! Sure, you will come home and eat a boat-load of chocolate. Sure, you will regret it later, but that's why chocolating means "shopping for chocolate". How often do you really go shopping? huh, what was that? Oh, only once a week?...Well, if you only do it once a week, it can't be all that bad for you. So, let loose! When you get the urge, take life by the horns and go CHOCOLATING!!!

Choclating 

To grab ones own nut sack while simultaneously jumping and uncontrollably shitting ones own pants. Usually under the influence of a drug or alcohol.
Dude, you should of seen Jimmy, he was doing shrooms and started choclating in my basement.
Choclating by youngster3956 May 25, 2010

chocolatine

The real french word for pain à chocolat
-Vous pouvez me passer deux chocolatines, s'il vous plait?
-Oui, monsieur.
chocolatine by blanchejetaime March 16, 2018

Chars....choclatemilk 

chars....choclatemilk is an army who’s little sister changed their username on tiktok to a very cringe username (aka chars....choclatemilk) and now the army wants to kill their little sister.
Person 1: hey who’s chars....choclatemilk

Person 2: oh that’s an army who’s little sister changed their name to a very cringe username aka chars....choclatemilk

Chocolating 

When you are either starting or ending your period and your lady juice looks like melted chocolate.
Oh jeez, I need to wear an extra pad today, I seem to be chocolating!

Oh we can have sex babe, but I'm still chocolating :-(

Dammit! I'm chocolating and just ruined my favorite pair of white panties!
Chocolating by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

Chocolatunity 

An opportunity to have or get chocolate
The chocolate on the counter is a chocolatunity.
Chocolatunity by justshill October 20, 2012