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Nads having chode like quilities. Or an insult.
Dude what is up with your package? You must be sporting a chonad or something.
And
Don't be a chonad or i will drop kick you in the mouth.
ChoNad by Nasy Brett December 18, 2003
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Chownado 

This is the meeting of very hungry people and large piles of food!
When the football team came to the buffet, it was a chownado!
Chownado by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.
The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.
Choadel by BMS31174 October 25, 2019
Mexican reference for a women whom is married but loves to party, dance and drink. She goes to parties and she buys a bottle of booze, she loves to dance to every style and rhythm. She doesn't hesitate to quickly look for a dance partner. People look at her and start making noise like "Bravo bravo chona nadie te puede igualar. No hay mejor que la chona, para la quebradita." There's nobody better than Chona for dancing "quebradita"
There goes la Chona doing her dance again.
Chona by 1545cvcbnmnmnerRnvvm May 28, 2018

choadtitus 

you think about a choad,crave the choad,have the choad,etc.
Jonathan has choadtitus,and cant stop thinking about the choad

choadstain 

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.
Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!
choadstain by dubc949 May 25, 2008

choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.
Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!
choad floater by DoctorYes March 4, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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