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As Canada sells of its natural resources and aligns itself politically with China in the wake of secret free trade agreements, many Canadians now feel that they live in a brave new world called Chinada. Chinada and its Chinadians are governed by Harperbots who have lost the ability to form free thought and are only capable of spouting the rhetoric musings of their leader.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Canada signed free trade agreements with China without even taking a vote?"
Person 2: "Canada??? more like Chinada! They Own nearly a third of Alberta!"
Chinada by MR.NormTheStorm December 14, 2014
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A cross breed of chinese penises and canadian bacon
I'm from Chinada, therfore I am chinadian. F*MyLife
Chinada by Homo-Genius Cattle April 13, 2009
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An apt description for the sinofication of Canada as it continues to change via unchecked immigration policy and back door dealings, one major city at a time. Vancouver is already gone and Calgary is nearly there, while Toronto remains a property-hoarding battle between the caste-obsessed East-Indianite and the ever-smug/proud Chinoceros. While U.S. metropolises generally experience white flight within their city limits, such is currently happening on a country-wide scale, with white Anglo-saxons and Europeans fleeing (incredulously) to Montreal, Ottawa and surrounding areas of Ontario and Quebec (outside of the GTA, and areas between Gatineau and Montreal.

Racial shit-stirring aside, not being from here is fine. Wilful ignorance, self-segregation, and duplicitous attempts to force servitude on renters (e.g. massages, cooking, yard work) for a "rental discount" is a fucking travesty, and you wannabe shark parasites will soon be forced to atone.

If you're Anglo Canadian, under 30, not a whiney/insufferable/complacent or idle, navel-gazing asshole like many Canadians, and you have the option to leave, GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Canada is a fucking scam
Q: Have you been downtown lately? The chinks are enveloping this place like a horde of marauding flies on shit! They've bought all the commercial property and keep letting their cunt kids open bubble fucking tea shops and terrible restaurants with names like Happy Fun-time Laugh BBQ-Face Good Time.

A: I know! It's "Chinada" these days , eh? I'm not sure how I'm gonna open a business now. I spoke with Lao Fuk Yoo about renting a space in one of his buildings. He squinty-laughed and then said only on the condition that I pay monthly bloated rent as non-Chinese tax. I might fuck off to Australia, instead. At least they stopped the cunts buying the entire country before it was too late!
Chinada by leatherboundfountainpen September 18, 2022
Chinads slang for stabbing in portuguese.
( I dont know the origin )
Hey, baza daqui antes que te de uma chinada.
Hey, f* off before i stab you.
Chinada by Idontknowalotoforigins August 25, 2022

chinkadairy 

an Asian run market. Usually a local corner market.
Man!" the chinkadairy down the street has everything!"
chinkadairy by chippy11 December 12, 2009
His pockets look fitted, you anit go no CHIBADA, me and my partners really get it.
chibada by Mr.THC420J November 4, 2019
Chinaza. A very beautiful and loving girl, the type they say wife material (a very good cook). She looks hard on the outside but really soft-hearted when you get to know her, loves with all her heart and jealous at times. Shy but really crazy. She is a sexy smart, intelligent and pretty girl, gets angry easily but hardly involves in violent fights. She's a unique being. Always caring and helping people with their problems but doesn't share hers.She's enthusiastic and really sensitive. Her smile is one in a million, you could even get addicted to it.
I wanna wife a chinaza
Chinaza by anonymous November 28, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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