Cho's
While I see someone has written a definite for a silent but deadly fart in Farsi..I must say the way they taught the pronunciation is absolutely incorrect. Three correct way to pronounce Cho's..notice there is an accent on the "o"..is think of the word "stole"... Eliminate "ST" from "ST"OLE. .. Then replace the "ST" with "CH". So now we have to eliminate "LE" from STO"LE" ..and replace that with an "S"..KEEP IN MIND THE "O" WE ARE USING IN "CHO'S" SOUNDS LIKE THE "O" IN STOLE. OKAY. NOW, are you ready for an authentic Iranian joke with an example of the word "Cho's" in it? ****(we'll get there later- BUT SOME IMPORTANT INFO PERTAINING TO THIS JOKE...GOOZ means loud fart in FARSI) TWO CHO'SES were playing in the park, A GOOZ COMES ALONG AND ASKS THEM IF SHE CAN PLAY. THE Cho'ses SAY, "I'm sorry but our mother told us we need to play quietly"****.. this is where you laugh. The end.
Omg, I totally Cho'sed in the elevator... There were five people, and I was dressed pretty sharp so no one suspected it was me. I acted very upset about the whole situation and turned it around on my neighbor. Now he is the scum of the whole complex because of my rancid Cho's that crept from my pretty behind like a ninja in the night never to be seen... Only to have felt my wrath.
Cho's by ProsperaProserpina84 August 28, 2019
