chlorophile

A person with a keen interest in plants and botany.

A person who devotes a great deal of time studying and/or growing plants.

Incurable chlorophile that he was, he was never happier than when surrounded by the herbs, the shrubs, and the trees of the forest.

chlorophile by Autumn Mandrake December 29, 2010

Chlorophile

A person who is sexually attracted to green plants.

Get that chlorophile out of my shrubbery!

Chlorophile by Bernard McGraw October 19, 2008

Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

Chocophile 

(origin of the word- chocolate and paedophile)

Most chocophiles are celebrities, due to the expensive nature of buying chocolate people. Chocophiles often use blacks as a kind of living breathing, chocolate pokemon card and an accessory they can wear or show off to unworthy celebrities with the inferior white baby.

Must not be confused with paedophile although the line is thin.

Madonna traveling the black regions of the world and collecting trophy black babies. which are then made to sweep her chimney. (Chocophile)

Angelina Jolie wearing black babies as a fashon accesory.(Chocophile)
Gary Glitters vietmanise trophies (Paedophile)

Chocophile by GIBBO'91 August 2, 2009

chlorophylosyphillisarus 

noun- anything related to science that makes no sense, is confusing, sounds like it's made up, and/or you don't care about.

S: The phrase "muscular system" sounds like it should be "muscuatory system."

A: I know, "muscular system" is so chlorophylosyphillisarus.

Teacher: And now, to learn about chlorophylosyphillisarus. You wont ever use it in life, and it probably makes no sense!
A: Why do you even bother teaching it?
Teacher: You need to know in case you become a science teacher, like me!

chlorophylosyphillisarus by AmbRia December 19, 2013

chlorophyl

Variant of chlorophyll

Chlorophyl

chlorophyl by zacharias kanuk April 6, 2003

Chlorophylistine 

A person, typically a vegan, veganarchist or veganazi, who Is hostile or indifferent to anyone who eats meat.

That Chlorophylistine just spat their mung bean purée at that bloke eating a medium-rare steak.

Chlorophylistine by Just Sayin’ June 27, 2020