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The current Right Wing president of France, a country in Europe. Chirac appears to be one of the few leaders that realises he doesn't have to bark to the yankee's tune. If only there were more like him.
Chirac is not an evil or stupid man.
chirac by Donnelly January 19, 2004
A typical faggot Eurotrash leader of a gay little country in the peoples republic of Nazism,...I'm sorry France because the United States saved the entire continent from total destruction (twice)...lol. Complains about the power of the United States and is the most envious Eurotrash leader on earth even though he steals from the Ivory Coast in Africa.

"French President J.Chirac’s remarks on President T. Mbeki’s peace efforts in Ivory Coast have unleashed a political and diplomatic tsunami in Africa and in the Diaspora. During a state visit to Senegal in February 2005, the French Head of State said: ”West Africa is West Africa. It has its own characteristics. You have to know it well.”Pr Shadrack described the French President’s comments as representative of a “typical racist mentality of a former colonizer”"
Chirac is a typical envious Eurotrash leader.
Chirac by WW 2 Veteran January 7, 2007

Jacques Chirac 

A mythological creature summoned from the depths of hell, does 38-42 dmg, and extra damage to fortified structures as well as (the french economy). Ranged attack and is immune to magic, and has resistant skin giving him +3 armor, as well as 1620 health.
I sent 12 knights and a BloodMage against him and they only did 300 damage, he's overpowered they need to nerf him.
Jacques Chirac by Japanadan October 8, 2004

Jacques Chirac 

The French president embroiled in politcal scandal at home, not punishable by French law until he is out of office.

The posterboy for Anti-Bush extremists who have little to no knowledge of the depth of French investment in pre-war Iraqi Oil and defense contracts.
Elf-Aquitaine
France Telecom
UN Oil for Food Program
Daussalt
Cotecna

jacques chirac 

To urinate on the shaved belly of one's mistress postcoitus.
Justin performed pulled a jacques chirac on Claudette, after which she smelled slightly better.
jacques chirac by Ribbit Rabbit July 16, 2006

jack chirac 

According to Chiracean theory cows will soon fly to mars.
jack chirac by ximbroglio July 15, 2003
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