Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

chip pan danga!

stupid British-English phrase. when something is amazing, fantastic, mint or even just on the good side of things. mainly used to respont in a positive. never negative or aggressive

congratulations, you have won the lottery..."Chip pan Danga!" or, hey do you ant a beer? "yeah sure... chip pan danga!". or "them burgers are chip pan danga"

by latheasius May 22, 2007

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

A dish best served NOT cold. Scholars have often labeled "the most delicious food that man has endeavoured". Is often served at the Sheridan household.

Austin: "I feel like pancakes."

Cody: "More like chocolate chip pancakes."

Austin: "Let's go to Kyle's house."

by Cody "Hot" Dill December 5, 2007

chocolate chip pancakes

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.

Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.

by Thatguybutnothim October 19, 2009

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

sexy time; business time. The act of sexual intercourse without saying the work sex.

"what are you in the mood for?

- Some chocolate chip pancakes!"

"I hope the chef makes me a good batch this morning."

"man some chocolate chip pancakes sound great right now"

by chocochip April 9, 2012

Chocolate Chip Pancake

Common practice in the Midwest, the Chocolate Chip Pancake requires a man to shit on a pillow then does the female from behind while he shoves her face into the shit. Used in combination with a few other moves, one can accomplish a Breakfast Buffet; once thought to be an unattainable dream, but the popularization of the Chocolate Chip Pancake is making the Breakfast Buffet somewhat a more realistic but still epic move.

Bitch was so hot for ween that I made a deal with her; she only gets it if we bake a fresh Chocolate Chip Pancake.

by AMc799 January 21, 2009

Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.

by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016