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Ching-Chong Ping-Pong 

An ancient pre-courser to Pong. It is played on a Chinese tea light food heater, usually by smashed people. There is no winner, only losers.
Hey. Lets take some 2C-E and play Ching-Chong Ping-Pong.
Words you can keep

ching chong ping pong

chinese man: ching chong ping pong

A ching chong ling ping pong 

Random ass video

Only use this when you have an asian friend
“Your mom just texted you”
“What did she say”
“A ching chong ling ping pong
“Very funny kyle, WHAT THE HELL?”

Ping Pong Ching Chong Tittie Blast 

When you are having sex with an Asian woman with gargantuan jugs, and smack her sacks with your hands back and forth extremely fast, almost like a ping pong match.
Oh man, you see that asain chick with them huge honkers? Wouldn’t mind giving her a ping pong Ching Chong Tittie Blast.

Ping Pong Ching Chong 

An Asian person playing first.
Look at that Chinese kid playing ping pong, what a ping pong ching chong.

cing cong ping pong ayee 

your brother is cing cong ping pong ayee
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