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Chinese Firetruck

When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman
Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck

Chinese Firecracker 

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
Chinese Firecracker by yabs August 25, 2007

Chinese firecracker 

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.
** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?
Chinese firecracker by TheYUPG July 19, 2021

Chinese Firecracker 

A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.
I gave her a Chinese Firecracker last night

chinese firecracker 

Dude don't put wasabi on ur pecker .
Chinese firecracker. It hurt really bad when pour it on ur thingy
chinese firecracker by watsabi March 10, 2008
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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