ChinaVagina 

A vagina suffering the ill effects of neglect due to a global pandemic originating in the Wuhan province of China

Between my ChinaVagina and the ‘73 bush, I’m going to need a lot of #selfcare before my next Tinder train.

ChinaVagina by theMothershed January 30, 2021

china vagina 

an extremely slutty or loose girl of asain decent

after she got railed up the ass, the girl was pronounced the new china vagina

china vagina by iwlaywf December 10, 2004

china vagina 

One who has such a loose vagina, it is possible for them to fit China's entire populous in their vagina.

Basically means a girl who is very loose. Eg. sleeps with lots of guys.

Related to sickbag vagina.

Example 1.
That Paris Hilton might be the biggest China Vagina the world has ever seen.

Example 2.
Person 1: That chick over there sleeps with every guy.
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real china vagina.

china vagina by skitzor December 9, 2008

Designer China Vagina 

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

Designer China Vagina by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Designer China Vagina 

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

Designer China Vagina by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025