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chinsulation 

The flap of blubber forming a double chin (or multiple chin).
His chinsulation cascaded over his shirt collar.
chinsulation by Jonny Plankton February 10, 2009

Consulation Guest

A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
Consulation Guest by MsRat3 December 1, 2013

Premature Chimulation 

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.
"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

Chanslation

The translation from Chan to English. Chan, most commonly spoken by the great Jimmy Chan and other famous Chans such as Jackie Chan. Their language is quite unique, that one often needs a chanslator to perform a chanslation.
I couldn't make out what Jimmy said, so i hired a chanslator and he performed a chanslation.
Chanslation by bukaki2010 January 27, 2010

Chimpulation

The act of chimpulating.

verb: To chimpulate.

To chimpulate is to lose brain functionality; to devolve your brain capacity to that of an ape for brief period.
"Yo, you good?"
"Nah homie, I totally just zoned out... I just chimpulated!"
"Damn, homie that's some serious chimpulation!"
Chimpulation by chimpulus October 13, 2019

Crindulation

The feeling when you show someone a video or a meme you find funny, and you realise they don't really like it all that much
I was dying of crindulation when i showed Alex my favourite meme, she just stayed quiet
Crindulation by randomspanish November 29, 2025