Chilver

A word used to prove that something rhymes with silver.

"Actually, chilver, a newborn or young female lamb, rhymes with silver. Moron."

by midnizite June 3, 2015

Chilvering

When a manager decides to add pointless jobs to the end of a shift with the intention of maximising time spent at work and minimising time spent at home with his wife.

Employee: “We’re done, time to go home”

Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”

Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”

by MasterCater69 February 14, 2021

chilver

an Old English term referring to a newborn lamb or sheep.

the mother sheep sheltered the chilver from the snow.

by molumolu October 17, 2008

Chilver

Means an intricate sex position.

Silver used the chilver position with Rachael at the lawn.

by Hmmphwhat December 30, 2009

Chilvers

Someone who isnt but might as well be autistic and paranoid about everything and everyone laughs at him/her.

haha he's such a chilvers

by yourMumIsBig October 24, 2009

chilvers

A person who is extremely awkward, often trips over himself and bangs his head on things. Acts retarded but isnt actually a retard.

Mr bump is such a chilvers

by mr turtlehead19 March 24, 2010

Chilvered

An old saying used frequently in Hull when a fish Filleter made it to third base with one of the local Pattie slappers.

“I can’t believe Lorraine got Chilvered by Paul last night !”

by Mark Tonge January 6, 2021