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A word used to prove that something rhymes with silver.
"Actually, chilver, a newborn or young female lamb, rhymes with silver. Moron."
by midnizite June 03, 2015
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Someone who isnt but might as well be autistic and paranoid about everything and everyone laughs at him/her.
by yourMumIsBig October 24, 2009
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A person who is extremely awkward, often trips over himself and bangs his head on things. Acts retarded but isnt actually a retard.
Mr bump is such a chilvers
by mr turtlehead19 March 24, 2010
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