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A word used to prove that something rhymes with silver.
"Actually, chilver, a newborn or young female lamb, rhymes with silver. Moron."
by midnizite June 01, 2015
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
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an Old English term referring to a newborn lamb or sheep.
the mother sheep sheltered the chilver from the snow.
by molumolu August 24, 2008
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Someone who isnt but might as well be autistic and paranoid about everything and everyone laughs at him/her.
by yourMumIsBig October 24, 2009
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A person who is extremely awkward, often trips over himself and bangs his head on things. Acts retarded but isnt actually a retard.
Mr bump is such a chilvers
by mr turtlehead19 March 24, 2010
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