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Chili Con Carne 

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.
"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"
Chili Con Carne by RT November 22, 2004

Chili Con Carne 

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.
Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"
Chili Con Carne by Hot Mami 12345 January 28, 2011

Chili con Carne 

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.
I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd
Chili con Carne by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016

chili con carne 

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.
"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."
chili con carne by chilibillie November 18, 2009

chili concarne challenge

a large anal sex orgy is had by several people. following said orgy
all participants deficate on the floor and procede to engage in a "mud" wrestling match whereby the objective is to force as much feces as one can into the bodily orifices of their opponents. the winner of the challenge is the last person standing.
man vin diesel ruled that chili concarne challenge the othet night
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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