Chill dick 

similar to settle down, relax; usually for when somebody makes a ridiculous accusation

John: "Bro I totally got with christina last night!"
Jack: "Chill dick, I saw her leave with some other dude last night."

Chill dick by trapkingin July 13, 2015

Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class

girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long

girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E) by ChillDickEnergyONLY May 11, 2019

chill your dick 

calm down.

Susan: "yo man! im suuuuper excited to get this shirt."
Jim: "chill your dick, its not that great."

chill your dick by andrei3500 December 18, 2008

Chill the dick 

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter

dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick

Chill the dick by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018

Dick Chill

Masculine variant of Douche Chill.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

Dick Chill by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

chill with the dick 

literally meaning to chill, settle down, relax, stop whatever you're doing.

1. Nick started grabbing random peoples asses at the bar.
Haley and Emily had to tell him "chill with the dick"

2. Haley was screaming at Juliet about how dirty their room was. Juliet said, "Chill with the dick."

chill with the dick by dickchillers March 14, 2011

Chili Dick 

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

Chili Dick by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009