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childism 

a prejudice against teenagers because of their age or inexperience in society. This is usually held by adults and shown through pressures put on kids and distrust and ignorance. Similar to racism and sexism, childism can also be a blatant hatred of teens based on stereotypes (which are often wildly incorrect).
Principals: Children are constantly tired and never trying hard enough in class. The work they hand in is always half-assed and they're always on their phones.
Teens: Well actually we're all fucking depressed and stressed out all the time because of the amount of pressure we receive from school. We stay up all night doing homework and assessments that won't account to anything and so we're constantly tired and sleep-deprived. We try really hard with our work but since all of our 9 subjects are asking so much of us, it's hard to perform amazingly as you want. And on top of that, the only relief we get is from disassociating through social media and talking to our friends. Most kids would literally rather die than deal with school. The system is broken and needs fixing.
Principals: You should try harder. We ALL went through school so you can too.
Teens: Bruh thats such childism.
childism by lonelycactus September 15, 2019
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childism 

Philosophy of cooking based on teachings and instructions of Julia Child. Central tenet: wine and butter are good for you.
I follow a diet consistent with childism. You'll never know it, but chablis and land 'o lakes make the perfect combonation
childism by doctor zaius May 2, 2003

Childism 

the overuse of power as a parent towards their child in a negative way
Mom, that is considered childism. I have rights too.
Childism by TheSwifferHandle March 22, 2020

Childish Gamboner 

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums
(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner
Childish Gamboner by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

Childish Gambino 

A.K.A Donald Glover from Derrick Comedy, Community, and 30 Rock.
The sickest rapper alive (so much better than Lil Wayne.)
Has two albums out called "Poindexter" and "I Am Just A Rapper"
Looks and sounds a lot like Jay-Z.
For his best songs, listen to "The Awesome", "Get Like Me", and "The Stand".
Guy 1: Hey have you heard the new Lil Wayne song?
Guy 2: Wayne is pure shit now. Childish Gambino is so much better
1. people who are 20 but act like 9

2. people who scream like a little 7 year old girl

3. people who sometimes don't care about their responsibilities.
14 Year Old: *starts acting stupid*

Me: boi, you are SO childish!

14 Year Old: what? what does that mean?
childish by thatunkownwaffle February 5, 2018
When you DONT LIKE THE VIDEO.
Man, you didn’t like the video, your just plain CHILDISH.
Childish by BennyTSB June 30, 2018
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