child birth 

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine

its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth

child birth by k man 007 January 30, 2009

child birth 

When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.

Wow child birthat is great.

child birth by Doggylicker69 February 26, 2018

Child Birth 

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

Child Birth by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

poster child for birth control by ueiee December 15, 2008

poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."

"you are the poster child for birth control."

poster child for birth control by bhrome April 4, 2004

Giving birth to a child 

Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe

Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt

Giving birth to a child by KoneThorix August 4, 2019

childbirth 

The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?

childbirth by Liz July 29, 2004