jebus

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"
by Pac November 21, 2004
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jebus

Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.
Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!
by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004
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"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"
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jebus

Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)
Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha
by D.J. J. Caten May 02, 2006
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jebus

Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed Jerusalem.

Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.
Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem
by warnerdang May 27, 2004
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jebus

'oh holy lord Jebus, save us from our misery'
'I want to die Jebus pls choke me'
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A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
by Matt Jack June 28, 2006
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