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Cheston
As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
Cheston by Kremflobbinbobbin January 8, 2015
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Chestboner
(chest-b'o'-ner) n. 1. An erection usually found near or around the prominent upper chest of a human aged from 5-40 years of age. 2. An insult expressing ones inferior masculinity complex and their means of coping. Their appearance is hostile and defensive, and they constantly try to prove their masculinity and act as though they wear their "boner" on their chest. 3. Any negative situation or person. When used in play it is harmless and inoffensive.
"Did you see that jock tryin' to look manly? He was being such a chestboner."
"In an attempt to impress a girl, the effeminate 17-year-old boy puffed out his chest, put a bundled-up sock in his underpants, and proceded to insult her current boyfriend. What a chestboner."
"In an attempt to impress a girl, the effeminate 17-year-old boy puffed out his chest, put a bundled-up sock in his underpants, and proceded to insult her current boyfriend. What a chestboner."
Chestboner by AnVillain July 20, 2009
Cheston
adj. ; n.
pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.
Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.
Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.
Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.
Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.
Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.
Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.
I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.
Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.
Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?
Quit pulling a Cheston.
Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.
Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?
Quit pulling a Cheston.
Cheston by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009
ChestBox
Absolutely cracked at everything
Smarter than bershy gay man pedophile
Best at everything
wrotten by bershy himself
Smarter than bershy gay man pedophile
Best at everything
wrotten by bershy himself
ChestBox by Not ChestBox December 17, 2021
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