Chestboner 

(chest-b'o'-ner) n. 1. An erection usually found near or around the prominent upper chest of a human aged from 5-40 years of age. 2. An insult expressing ones inferior masculinity complex and their means of coping. Their appearance is hostile and defensive, and they constantly try to prove their masculinity and act as though they wear their "boner" on their chest. 3. Any negative situation or person. When used in play it is harmless and inoffensive.

"Did you see that jock tryin' to look manly? He was being such a chestboner."

"In an attempt to impress a girl, the effeminate 17-year-old boy puffed out his chest, put a bundled-up sock in his underpants, and proceded to insult her current boyfriend. What a chestboner."

Chestboner by AnVillain July 20, 2009

Chestbonz 

The person who takes the biggest bong rips.

Damn, that hit was huge. You da chestbonz!

Chestbonz by T-Rux April 22, 2008

Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.

'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*

Cheekboner by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012

Chestbert 

A word use to describe Adam Lambert's chest

person 1. oh my god, did you see that picture of adam Lambert

person 2. i did ,he looked so gorgeous in that shirt

person 1. i know #chestbert

Chestbert by Vampire-girl August 4, 2018