ChestEze

A British over-the-counter pharmaceutical product manufactured by Novartis1 for "relief of bronchial cough, wheezing, breathlessness and other symptoms of asthmatic bronchitis and to clear the chest of mucus following upper respiratory tract infection." It contains 30 mg caffeine, 18.31 mg ephedrine hydrochloride and 100 mg anhydrous theophylline.

On 15 August 2015 ChestEze became discontinued and is no longer available to purchase

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Chestered

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.

I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!

by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

Chestered Special

When you finger a girl after eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and burn that pussy up.

While having sex with Sally, having just finished a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I took my blood red seasoned fingers and thrusted them deep within her moist cooch, giving her a Chestered Special. She shot upright in agony and pain.

by 420XxXtitfuckerXxX420 March 27, 2016

chestize

To inflict a solid blow to one's chest in order to put them in check.

You better come out of pocket before I Chestize you!

by GTFOUR September 7, 2006

chestered

1.a person (usually a guy or a nerd) who is a loner
2. a kid at school who doesnt have any friends to sit with during lunch breaks.

That's Sherman, the chestered guy in this school

by whatsername_bennoda October 3, 2005

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Chestered

To finger a girl with Cheeto dust on one's finger(s).

Mike came over last night and Chestered me. This morning my piss was orange.

by womb2tombRAIDER July 29, 2017