Chessburger 

An object consisting of something to eat and play with. Often comes in the form of two buns and one patty made of a chess-board mainly build of fir wood. If you get a chess piece in your burger you're in luck! Because those ones have each a different thrilling taste! Pawns taste like prawns. Bishops are sweet and tangy. Knights are a delightful soy sauce-packed oblivion. Rooks like a whole Caesar salad! And queens of a spiced taste of chili! Kings taste like beans.

Are you going to eat or play with that delightful chessburger?
We've got chessburgers on the menu!
Lovely morning for a game of chess and a burger!

Chessburger by dafik is cool December 15, 2021

cheeseburger attack 

the intense urge that strikes one to get a cheeseburger regardless of the trials and tribulations one may face to obtain it's juicy goodness.

We need to get to McDonalds ASAP, because I am having a cheeseburger attack!!

cheeseburger attack by christinajuanita August 28, 2010

cheezburger 

the ultimate desire of lolcats

I can has cheezburger?

cheezburger by LukeJH August 16, 2007

Hamburger cheeseburger. 

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.

Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

or

$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

or

Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).

Hamburger cheeseburger. by iamvered May 22, 2014

cheeseburger tits 

Big sloppy cans

Paula Deen has cheeseburger tits.

cheeseburger tits by Guy McGee January 13, 2014

california cheeseburger 

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

california cheeseburger by Fantastic_Dan March 22, 2005

A cheeseburger away 

A person who is not fat yet, but 1 more cheeseburger may push them over the limit.

You been eating that good ma?! You look like you're a cheeseburger away….

A cheeseburger away by ThePersianKitten August 14, 2014