7 definitions by Fantastic_Dan

california cheeseburger

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

by Fantastic_Dan March 22, 2005

Black Nationalism

1. Usually misunderstood to be something akin to the African-American version of White Supremacy, Black Nationalism arose as a political movement in the 60s and 70s out of the belief that America as it existed was an essentially hostile environment for African-Americans and as such, African-Americans should resist integration efforts and seek out a separate nation for itself. Black Nationalists stressed pride in their identity and ancestry.

Folks who think Black Nationalists are racist don't understand the term and never experienced the intense hatred experienced by Black Americans in the Deep South.

by Fantastic_Dan March 13, 2005

oonce-oonce

The type of guy most likely to be seen clubbing at a meatmarket. The name is derived from the type of music generally played at such establishments.

Guy 1: The Nutty Irishman? I don't want to go there just to be surrounded by all the oonce-oonces!
Guy 2: WTF is an oonce-oonce?
Guy 1: Y'know... (flips collar up, sneers) oonce-oonce-oonce-oonce-oonce...

by Fantastic_Dan March 17, 2005

clit mouse

The small, usually red, rubber pointing device which used to be found on IBM ThinkPads and other laptop computers.

I use a regular mouse with my laptop. I can't stand the clit mouse.

by Fantastic_Dan January 20, 2005

feeding tube

Something that should be removed when it's clear that the recipient has become a shell of its former self and where there's no hope of any sort of dignified future existence.

The Simpsons should have its feeding tube removed.

by Fantastic_Dan March 24, 2005

consumerican

An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.

You'd have to be a real consumerican to always think you need the newest, most expensive computer every two years.

by Fantastic_Dan November 11, 2004

hot karl rove

synonyms: hot karl, karl rove

1. literally, the act of defecating on your partners stomach.
2. figuratively, the current state of the relationship between the US population and the Bush administration.

When Bush was reelected, the progressive element in America and abroad just got a hot karl rove.

by Fantastic_Dan November 7, 2004