1)A
rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive
cherry.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his
female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl
in the face last
night"
"It was for a good reason, young
squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"