Chenkou

Aye cute man he is always there for you if u meet one just love him after that they will always be by your side trying to bring happiness and joy out of any situation just knowing him will bright you up.

Look at chenkou he So cute

by Ooferburger75 November 24, 2018

Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.

(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.

by OldFart77 July 11, 2010

chinkout

To chinkout means to optimize thoroughly.

John and I stayed up last night and had a great chinkout, improving our algorithm's efficiency by 2%!

by benhorrorwitz June 26, 2016

self checkout

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"

did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout

by baby mongoose December 14, 2009

The Devil's Checkout

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers

Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check

by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

by Candini January 4, 2008

checkout tart

Someone who works in a supermarket on the checkout, usually a girl, but can also be used as an insulting term for a male checkout worker. Similar to Scanner Monkey

'Jack got a job at the supermarket, he's such a checkout tart!'

by Temet Nosce December 14, 2006