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Chemicals that are solvents or inhalants. ie spraypaint, paint thinner, glue, most aerosol cans, including some gasses and nitrates
Mannnn, had to call the cops on a guy in my backyard huffing chemmies last night, gold paint all over his face!!
Chemmies by Waveyyaveyy February 15, 2026
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Chemfiesta

When your highschool teacher get fired two and a half months before school get out and he dosent give a fuck what goes on in class.
1.I bet we could smoke a fat blunt next period i mean we got CHEMFIESTA

2. I can't wait to play "worlds hardest game" next period, considering were gunna do no work in CHEMFIESTA
Chemfiesta by Doc E June 20, 2009
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chemzies 

literally the hottest person ever please rail me
chemzies could shoot me and i'd thank her
chemzies by d4z4i March 24, 2021

Chommies 

Nicer word for fuck buddies.
Yeah, me and her are chommies!
Dang man, she's so hot.
Chommies by DocCrude December 14, 2010
The coolest of the coolest, the handsomest of the handsomest.
Oh man, he's so cool! my eyes have been frozen, Oh my god the earth has reached 0 K degrees! OMG he's hot as well.
"Ah man, I wish Chemmie was my boyfriend."
"Boy, I wish I was Chemmie"
Chemmie by NekoRei November 17, 2018
An insult against chemistry class kids. A chemistry class nerd.
"Wow, that chemmie really thinks they're cool for knowing all the elements."
Chemmie by IateAsemitruck September 26, 2023
A type of conspiracy theorist who believes that government is secretly spraying us with some sinister chemicals. This wide conspiracy would have to include a very large amount of people to have gone unnoticed for so many years while using huge flying machines to perpetrate the crime on a consistent basis for a very long time, systematically, over the entire countries without anyone being the wiser, except the very savvy chemmies themselves who somehow divined this mystical knowledge and are not the only holders of the truth eternal. They are impossible to argue with as they do not follow any logic in their argument preferring going in circles, using Gish Gallop tactics and a host of other logical fallacies to "prove" their "point".
A chemmie posted a photo of chemtrails in our facebook group stating this has never been like this before and when I posted a similar photo of World War II full of the same exact trails she deleted me from the group because of the resulting cognitive dissonance.
Chemmie by Deritami March 9, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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