Chefial

Easier than saying 'Chef's Special'

Customer: "Are there any specials tonight?"
Waiter: "Yes, there are actually 3 chefials, Chicken soup, Steak, and Steak and chicken pasta"
Customer: "Wow, that was so quick and easy!"

Chefial by H2Go February 28, 2015

Cheftalia 

chef·al·i·a chehf-tahl-ee-ahh

noun

1. A unit of measurement that is equivalent to three adult male fingers not including the large knuckles or any corresponding joint or part of the body past the first knuckle.

2. The form of measurement used to describe how much mass is needed to fit the volume of a woman's orifice.
3. A word used with as heavy of an Cypriot accent as possible.

plural: Cheftalies

"Alex, how many cheftalies do you think she can handle?"
"hmm... about 2 deep easy, with an extra digit"

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"Wow I didn't think she could handle a cheftalia in the ass like that, but she did!"

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(When a cypriot person is passing you and you may or may not want to mock their accent so you say "cheftalia", instead for the lyrics of "Dinata Dinata")

Cheftalia by Tsongas4Ever August 16, 2011

chefail 

When you can't make links, pics, or videos work in your posts on forums. You try to share a pic, but all the readers see is a red "X" at best. You try to share links, but everyone that tries to follow them get a collection of 404s. You try to share a YouTube video, but embedding has been disabled. Basically, you can't grasp some of the easiest internet related concepts.

Dayum, Jake can't get any of them pics working in the forum today... total chefail!

chefail by MrBigAxe November 8, 2010