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Cheftalia 

chef·al·i·a chehf-tahl-ee-ahh

noun

1. A unit of measurement that is equivalent to three adult male fingers not including the large knuckles or any corresponding joint or part of the body past the first knuckle.

2. The form of measurement used to describe how much mass is needed to fit the volume of a woman's orifice.
3. A word used with as heavy of an Cypriot accent as possible.

plural: Cheftalies
"Alex, how many cheftalies do you think she can handle?"
"hmm... about 2 deep easy, with an extra digit"

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"Wow I didn't think she could handle a cheftalia in the ass like that, but she did!"

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(When a cypriot person is passing you and you may or may not want to mock their accent so you say "cheftalia", instead for the lyrics of "Dinata Dinata")
Cheftalia by Tsongas4Ever August 16, 2011
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Chetali is an amazing, outstanding and a fun loving person. Straight forwardness is the attire worn by her. Helping nature flows in her body instead of blood. She is the goddess food and desserts. Her features reminds me of baby unicorn. She is a true friend who guards her friends like their own assets!!
I would have died of hunger..chetali came to rescue! Love you chetali!!!
chetali by Tantheta November 21, 2017
A person who is half Chinese and half Italian.
"Your mom is Italian and your dad is Chinese right? So doesn't that make you Chitalian?"

Example 2:

Kady: "Yo Ken and Francesca had a baby and she's so cute!" "Chitalian babies are so cool"

chitalianese 

someone who is part chinese, part italian
"His mom is Italian and his dad is Chinese."
"Doesn't that make him Chitalianese?"
chitalianese by looch looch February 23, 2007

police chewtality 

when police use a marshmellow gun to immobilize a suspect, police brutality becomes edible
"police brutality, AND chewtality"
police chewtality
police chewtality by Ndnd December 17, 2008

Chintalian 

Half Italian half Chinese
-can also be used if you look Chinese and you are Italian
-Chinese acting as if they are Italian
“Yo look at that chintalian on our football team”

“That guy says he’s italian but look at him he’s such a chintalian”
Chintalian by Lilskrt July 14, 2018

chantalia 

LOYAL, COMPASSIONATE, HONEST, PETTY, COURAGEOUS, STRONG
Chantalia is rare.
chantalia by Lee1114 December 19, 2016
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