Cheezus Christ
The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!
Cheezus Christ by CheezeMasta August 26, 2003
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Cheezus christ
its like Jesus Christ but no , you add cheese instead of Jesus . You use this word around people you hate when they annoy you and won't shut up or if your pizza really cheesy. A lot of people won't know this word .
Cheezus christ by Pizzalover805 June 10, 2015
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Cheezus Christ • Cheesus Christ • Cheezus • Cheezus Beezus • Cheezus Crisp • Cheezus Crust • holy cheezus • Cheesus • Cheekus • cheenus
Cheesus Christ
Cheesus Christ by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016
Cheesus Christ
Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.
Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
Cheesus Christ by Dropleto December 10, 2019
Cheesus Christ
Cheesus Christ by Boogiman February 17, 2009
Cheesus Christ
Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay
Cheesus Christ by Cheesus.Christ April 27, 2019
Cheesus Christ
Cheesus Christ by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023
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