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Cheeze Sauce 

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
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Dip like cheese sauce 

An expression popularized in the Hamilton area, essentially meaning "leave really fast".

Dip means: to leave abruptly. To get the hell out of somewhere.

and the cheese sauce part just means to leave AS FAST AS possible.
"Oh frruck! I forgot to do my online assignment"

"Leff it man"

"Naw, im gotta dip like cheese sauce!"

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".

mr cheese sauce 

mr cheese sauce is the most fucked up person you’ll ever meet. he has an edgy past and is a druggie that practically lives on the streets of his town.
what’s a mr cheese sauce? just a rat, yknow.
mr cheese sauce by no s to p June 23, 2019

Rusty Cheese Sauce 

When you have an uncircumcised cock with dried up cum and she is on her period and you get some blood on your cheese
Yo dude I was fucking this chick with my dad and we made some rusty cheese sauce.
Rusty Cheese Sauce by YaMuvva69 March 14, 2022

Double Cheese Tortellini Sauce with Garlic Cloves

Variation of "Awesome Sauce". Meaning extreme amazingness, coolness or incredibility. One of the best adjectives to describe mind-blowing things.
A.k.a DCTSWGC
Person 1: Clap your hands for the fairies!
Person 2: The fairly odd parents?
Person 1: I watched that when I was young!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1 and 2 (in unison): DOUBLE CHEESE TORTELLINI SAUCE WITH GARLIC CLOVES!!!

Horse cheese soup sauce 

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin
We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich